I'm continuing my last post, kthx.
(619): He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
(480): Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
(914): I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
(978): bring money and cleavage
(740): So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
(914): i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
(651): The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
(903): Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
(720): so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
(402): You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day (1-402): If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
(402): your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
(804): when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
(585): You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
(215): We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
(303): just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
(613): i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
(773): Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Fuck yes, JMU.
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