I'm not sad

That this semester of college can be summed up in textsfromlastnight.

(914): Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?

(413): this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest

(770): finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.

(541): This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.

(619): Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now.. (1-619): I am not bailing you of of jail

(203): I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.

(231): You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.

(401): In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke

(313): Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.

(570): Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.

(732): i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter

(702): You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.

(919): Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?

(216): Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.

(610): it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

(607): you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

(612): maybe i'll see you again later :) (774): I'd rather shit a knife.

We did work this year, guys. We did work.